the pig goes “oink oink”
the cow goes “moooo”
the horse goes “neighhhh”
the dog goes “ed…ward”
You’re grounded.
(via batreaux)

You helped a woman give birth in Rush Valley, and saved her and her baby. You gave me an arm and leg so I could stand again. Your hands aren’t meant for killing people. They’re for helping them live.
(via nicklugo)

Alphonse Elric
That is some serious commitment to cosplay right there.
!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alphonse! Alphonse! Alphonse! Someday, I’ll come and bring you back. Wait for me. Wait for me!!
(Source: madlyblooming, via batreaux)